Emily Ainscough
Signing Off
CW: sexual content, colourful language My wonderful friends, I'm afraid the time has come for me to say goodbye to this fabulous chapter...
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Emily Ainscough
- Oct 27
- 4 min
Sex Rated!
DW: graphic, colourful, functionally-disabledly-descriptive and faaabulous! Hello my lovely little sex-positive pumpkin pickers... long...
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Emily Ainscough
- Sep 16
- 2 min
Pretty Pissed
CW: ableism This is just a short post to acknowledge the fact that instagram has taken down my account because apparently they can't...
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Emily Ainscough
- Aug 27
- 2 min
A Sad Pint of Guinness and a Short Walk Home
So, after the summer of all disasters (I've told you guys about one thing that happened, but honestly that was just the tip of the...
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Emily Ainscough
- Aug 19
- 5 min
The Perfect Handjob?
CW*: detailed sexual description, reference to SA in paragraph 1. Oh, and clowns? I have decided to swap TW for CW for reasons associated...
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Emily Ainscough
- Aug 8
- 3 min
Hope for Hopeless Romantics
TW: I'm in a stroppy mood. So, where I'm at right now, is I am so done with romance. I'm done with dating, I'm done with rom-coms, I...
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Emily Ainscough
- Jul 30
- 3 min
Sporadically
TW: sexual violence. I know I haven’t been the most reliable blogger lately, I’m sorry about that. The truth is, I’m having a bit of an...
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Emily Ainscough
- Jul 7
- 6 min
RE Colleen Ballinger
TW: This post discusses inappropriate behaviour with minors, sexual assault, perpetuation of misinformation regarding sex to children,...
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Emily Ainscough
- Jun 11
- 3 min
A Life Full of Love
You might have noted that as a writer and a romantic, I have said surprisingly little of what it’s like to be in love. I like to think I...
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Emily Ainscough
- Apr 21
- 4 min
It's Friday, I'm in Love
Recently it's been getting a lot easier to be myself and love her wildly. All over the world there have been more people from all...
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Emily Ainscough
- Apr 13
- 5 min
Is your consent accessible?
TW: discusses consent. The details (horrors) of non-consent are not included in this post in order to make it more readable for persons...
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Emily Ainscough
- Apr 1
- 3 min
On 'Leagues'
When I hear somebody say, "they're out of my league" my blood boils. Not because they're putting themselves down (that is very much a...
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Emily Ainscough
- Mar 19
- 4 min
No Love, but a Little Lovin'
Those of you that follow me on insta will know that there was a blissful interlude to my dry spell this week. I had told myself that I...
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Emily Ainscough
- Mar 9
- 1 min
Happy International Women's Day
Keep your hands off my body. Keep your willies out my inbox. Keep your fetish off my disability. Keep your eyes off my tits. Keep your...
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Emily Ainscough
- Mar 3
- 4 min
Maud Muller
TW: sentimental af. This is a will they won't they story (spoiler alert: they won't). When I was eight years old I met somebody perfect....
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Emily Ainscough
- Feb 25
- 4 min
The Man on the Clapham Omnibus is a Glorious Mess
TW: This post ends with a graphic story involving male genitalia. There's a misconception stuck like cosmo to the lino floors of England,...
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Emily Ainscough
- Feb 15
- 5 min
Tine after Tine
*As always, all names are changed, but if you're reading this about yourself and are feeling uncomfortable, please let me know and I will...
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Emily Ainscough
- Feb 9
- 3 min
Up*dates*
When I left you last week I was looking forward to two exciting first dates! Now unfortunately I've only had 50% attendance, but as you...
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Emily Ainscough
- Feb 1
- 3 min
Getting Back Out There!
For the past couple of months the tumbleweeds have been rolling over my love life at the mercy of the wind, and though I like to think...
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Emily Ainscough
- Jan 26
- 3 min
I Don't Want to See your Willy
TW: This post is about unsolicited dick pics. This post is a friendly reminder that it is not okay to send explicit pictures to people...
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