Emily Ainscough
It's Friday, I'm in Love
Recently it's been getting a lot easier to be myself and love her wildly. All over the world there have been more people from all...
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Emily Ainscough
- Apr 13
- 5 min
Is your consent accessible?
TW: discusses consent. The details (horrors) of non-consent are not included in this post in order to make it more readable for persons...
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Emily Ainscough
- Apr 1
- 3 min
On 'Leagues'
When I hear somebody say, "they're out of my league" my blood boils. Not because they're putting themselves down (that is very much a...
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Emily Ainscough
- Mar 19
- 4 min
No Love, but a Little Lovin'
Those of you that follow me on insta will know that there was a blissful interlude to my dry spell this week. I had told myself that I...
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Emily Ainscough
- Mar 9
- 1 min
Happy International Women's Day
Keep your hands off my body. Keep your willies out my inbox. Keep your fetish off my disability. Keep your eyes off my tits. Keep your...
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Emily Ainscough
- Mar 3
- 4 min
Maud Muller
TW: sentimental af. This is a will they won't they story (spoiler alert: they won't). When I was eight years old I met somebody perfect....
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Emily Ainscough
- Feb 25
- 4 min
The Man on the Clapham Omnibus is a Glorious Mess
TW: This post ends with a graphic story involving male genitalia. There's a misconception stuck like cosmo to the lino floors of England,...
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Emily Ainscough
- Feb 15
- 5 min
Tine after Tine
*As always, all names are changed, but if you're reading this about yourself and are feeling uncomfortable, please let me know and I will...
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Emily Ainscough
- Feb 9
- 3 min
Up*dates*
When I left you last week I was looking forward to two exciting first dates! Now unfortunately I've only had 50% attendance, but as you...
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Emily Ainscough
- Feb 1
- 3 min
Getting Back Out There!
For the past couple of months the tumbleweeds have been rolling over my love life at the mercy of the wind, and though I like to think...
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Emily Ainscough
- Jan 26
- 3 min
I Don't Want to See your Willy
TW: This post is about unsolicited dick pics. This post is a friendly reminder that it is not okay to send explicit pictures to people...
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Emily Ainscough
- Jan 18
- 4 min
2022: Condoms Unwrapped
TW: colourful language, sexual anecdotes, may cause cringing. Well, I've arrived fashionably late to the New Year reflections but did you...
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Emily Ainscough
- Jan 6
- 4 min
Dry January
I want to say that I’m sorry it has been a while since my last post, but I’m not. I’m loving writing this blog and sharing the stories of...
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Emily Ainscough
- Dec 13, 2022
- 3 min
'Tis the Season
Well, it's slowly dawning on me that I'm not going to fall in love this Christmas. The radius on my dating apps has basically completely...
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Emily Ainscough
- Dec 5, 2022
- 4 min
Sitting in a Pear
TW: This post is about pain. If reading or hearing about pain triggers your pain, consider returning to it when you're already in pain...
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Emily Ainscough
- Nov 21, 2022
- 4 min
An Open Letter to Wine52
I know I told you I'd share my pain relief tips this week, but I have a problem to solve so I'm afraid you will have to wait! Most...
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Emily Ainscough
- Nov 14, 2022
- 3 min
Lush Lip Scrub and Little Wins
Hello again wonderful readers! I'm sorry that I didn't update you all with a post last week, I'm sure you all missed me! The truth is...
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Emily Ainscough
- Nov 3, 2022
- 3 min
Halloween Hangovers
Trigger Warning: This post contains some serious self-growth. Most weeks I know what to write about before I start writing it. That's...
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Emily Ainscough
- Oct 24, 2022
- 4 min
Toxic
Most of us know what it's like to have been in a toxic relationship, even if it isn't romantic, the chances are each of you has been part...
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Emily Ainscough
- Oct 17, 2022
- 4 min
Four Down
You might recall I had a series of dates ahead of me when I was blogging about the start of Autumn. I haven't been able to cram as many...
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