Emily Ainscough
Getting Back Out There!
For the past couple of months the tumbleweeds have been rolling over my love life at the mercy of the wind, and though I like to think...
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Emily Ainscough
- Jan 26
- 3 min
I Don't Want to See your Willy
TW: This post is about unsolicited dick pics. This post is a friendly reminder that it is not okay to send explicit pictures to people...
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Emily Ainscough
- Jan 18
- 4 min
2022: Condoms Unwrapped
TW: colourful language, sexual anecdotes, may cause cringing. Well, I've arrived fashionably late to the New Year reflections but did you...
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Emily Ainscough
- Jan 6
- 4 min
Dry January
I want to say that I’m sorry it has been a while since my last post, but I’m not. I’m loving writing this blog and sharing the stories of...
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Emily Ainscough
- Nov 14, 2022
- 3 min
Lush Lip Scrub and Little Wins
Hello again wonderful readers! I'm sorry that I didn't update you all with a post last week, I'm sure you all missed me! The truth is...
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Emily Ainscough
- Oct 5, 2022
- 5 min
It's not All Hashtags and Tote Bags
I never thought I had a problem with self-love. I've suffered with mental health problems throughout my life but where some afflicted...
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Emily Ainscough
- Sep 30, 2022
- 3 min
Pumpkin Spiced Lattes and a New Season of Love
Hello Autumn, I've missed you! I've had my first pumpkin spiced latte of the season, bought some new bright blue mittens and a bobble...
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Emily Ainscough
- Sep 23, 2022
- 4 min
Being Proud
TW: References to symptoms of FND. This is a story about how a shit date helped me learn to be proud of my condition. For a long time I...
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Emily Ainscough
- Sep 15, 2022
- 6 min
Let's Talk Porn.
TW: This post mentions dark themes that many readers will find upsetting. References to human trafficking, sexual violence, exploitation,...
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Emily Ainscough
- Sep 8, 2022
- 4 min
I've Got it All to Cum
TW: Light reference to FND symptoms and a little too much sentimentality. You join me this week in beautiful Edinburgh, surrounded by...
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Emily Ainscough
- Aug 30, 2022
- 5 min
Playing it Cool
TW: This post contains descriptions of symptoms of FND that some readers may find triggering. I never understood the point of 'playing it...
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Emily Ainscough
- Aug 22, 2022
- 4 min
The Master of His Anatomy
So, you last left me about to go on my first date with Victor (the venerable vegan). The original plan was to go for a plant-based picnic...
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